A joint task force from the HLM Institute and the WR Institute have announced a major discovery in the long-standing and contentious research on human-generated climate change.
Researchers discovered a strong correlation between the short-term increase in CO2, methane, and other gases and the onset of the new legislative sessions around the nation.
Pictured: Opening of 2019 NC House legislative session accompanied by significantly elevated levels of noxious gases and fumes in the immediate area which rapidly spread state-wide
Government officials across the country typically refused comment, presumably fearing self-incrimination.
“The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.”“Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they do nothing, that don’t hurt anybody. When they do something is when they become dangerous.”
