November 2012

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Things to do on Election Day

Here’s my Tuesday checklist:

1. Read Lysander Spooner
2. Find some new local paleo food sources
3. Buy some ammo
4. Surf LRC
5. Get some fresh air
6. Work on some projects

Obama: devil spawn of Affirmative Action and The Peter Principle

Romney: devil spawn of George W. Bush and Barack Obama

Gary Johnson: devil spawn of every Libertarian candidate in recent memory and a miniature Republican

Jill Stein: devil spawn of Al Gore and a California condor

Virgil Goode: devil spawn of every “major” party

Rocky Anderson: devil spawn of a busybody and a nanny

My candidate? If you insist. I nominate Simon Jester. (You could look it up.)