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We are all Shih-Tzu now

We are small and weak. We have tiny mouths. We bark a lot but are no real threat. We are dependent on our masters for survival. We have no real useful skills. We do no meaningful work. We have been made ineffectual by our owners.

However.

To a greater degree than the aforementioned canine, we have the God-given gift to continually improve, in that we have the capability to own ourselves. Whether or not we do so remains to be seen.