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Surprised?

“Any people anywhere, so inclined and having the power, have the right to rise up and shake off the existing government and form a new one that suits them better. This is a most valuable and sacred right — a right which, we hope and believe, is to liberate the world.” — 1848, Congressman Abraham Lincoln

Marse Robert

“I consider…the consolidation of the states into one vast republic, sure to be aggressive abroad and despotic at home, to be the precursor of that ruin which has overwhelmed all those that have preceded it” — Robert E Lee

Ass-ed reflux

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: http://wp.me/p17NBD-7

Citizens, voting for Exalted Leader accomplishes nothing. And no matter what you say, you’re choosing between Statist O and Statist R, with calamitous interventionist foreign policies, and spendthrift socialist domestic policies. “Any way you look at it, you lose.”